It would be amazing if I applied to the University of North Carolina Charlotte, and actually got accepted. 

Just when we think we figured things out, the universe throws us a curveball. So, we have to improvise. We find happiness in unexpected places. We find ourselves back to the things that matter the most. The universe is funny that way. Sometimes it just has a way of making sure we wind up exactly where we belong.

My intentions were not those of a manipulative person. You just blew it out of proportion! Therefore; it looked as though I was being manipulative.

Booo, you whore !

Dear suicidal duck, 
thanks for breaking God knows what underneath the front of my car! 
Sincerely,
the girl with the very pissed off father.  

Signed, sealed, delivered. I’m yours !